That's right people, After Tom Cruise.
I've retired him to my Hall of Fame, where he shall forever reside, in his pre-Katie Holmes state. There's a lot of bad stuff being said about him these days, and I can only take so much before I get violent. No more talking about him in my presence please, he's beyond our speech patterns now.
That is why, I should look for younger people. But there are no worthy successors to the Cruister. Someone only slightly younger than him and a lot more saner, is the already taken Ben Browder.
Brunettes are the best now. Who cares about blondes? Number 1 is now Ben Browder
Then it's Ewan McGregor
Hugh Jackman
Christian Bale
Christopher Reeve/Brandon Routh *yes, I'm in love with Superman*
the only blond person to make the list is Hayden Christensen, before his hair got all greasy.
I've also moved on to tragic literary figures like Heathcliff and Yuri Zhivago. Swoon everybody!
Sunday, December 10, 2006
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GASP! *WAITS FOR THE WORLD TO IMPLODE* *DIES!!!*
I would have never thought that this would come... To have Obsidian declare the retirement of TC and to move on.... These are indeed, the end of times.....
On a lighter note, I'm screwed for organic chem tommorrow and Christmas is only.... 15 days away!!! GASP!!!
~Rubin
PS. Obsidian, welcome to the Brunette Camp... As a friend of mine kindly pointed out this summer, I'm a "Brunette Whore", meaning that I have a virtually instant sexual attraction to handsome, insanely hot brunette guys. The two exceptions are: Thad Luckinbill and Justin Hartley!!!!!!!!!*swoons, dies*.
PPS. Very, VERY nice choices for brunettes. They're all very... rough and handsome *devil smile*
Here's my list:
-Eric Martsolf
-Mark Cameron Wystrach (Though he CANNOT COMPARE TO JUSTIN HARTLEY!!!! But the abs! the abs!! the to-die-for abs!!!)
-Brandon Beemer (Jason Cook was cute, and he shares the same name as me, but this guy is AMAZING!!!)
-Colin Egglesfield
-Eric McCormack (So handsome...)
-Christian Bale
-James Denton
Yes, I know, most of them are soap opera stars, but no one can beat soap opera stars for to-die-for beauty! NO ONE!!! AGH! HOT SOAP OPERA STARS! *SWOONS/DIES!!!!!!*
Wow... the number of times that I've "died" in this post... Sigh... I must go back to organic chem, with wonderful visions of benzene rings, NaBH4 andDIBAL-H dancing in my head. But at least I'll have images of hot soap opera stars dancing in my head too... *devil smile*.
PPPS. Looks like I just found more recruits for my crew of sexy Argonauts... >D
LOL
Jason and the Sexy Argonauts.
That screams "Hollywood blockbuster." XD
To Nyx: I love you... I now have a another movie to write, after I'm done "Kill Math", "Slaughter Physics" and "Destroy Organic Chemistry"... I'll be sure to give you credit for coming up with the name for the most STEAMY MOVIE EVER: "Jason and the Sexy Argonauts"!!!!!
To Natrix: I concur, we should from now on use ATC in our dates. So I assume this would the 0 ATC, right?
To Obsidian and everyone else, I forgot four of my favourite brunettes:
-Paul Leyden (Oooo... Steamy Aussie....)
-David Fumero
-Cameron Mathison
-Justin Bruening
(Again... all soap opera stars...)
A few more will probably pop up along the way...
~Rubin
PS. Sexy Argonaut count: 13
One more:
-Jason Cook (same first name!!! Hurrah!)
Sexy Argonaut count: 14
I'm amused but also kind of frightened with the sexy Argonauts o_o All I ask is that you don't start naming who's who. Then I can keep the dillusion that Orpheus caught a ride with Bellerophon and Perseus, and the Boreads are, uh, checking on the Harpies. Yeah.
Don't worry Twill,
At this stage I'm just naming "Sexy Argonaut #1" and so on and so forth... I don't even know how many argonauts there orginally were in the myth, let alone know who they were.
~Rubin
Oh duke, I had this lovely response written but then it deleted itself. I not my head at your choices, although like 90% of them are soap opera actors from Days of Our Lives, with like 1 from Passions and Young and the Restless. It's freaky how I know this, but it's freakier that you watch them. But your later posts, I do not recognize any of them. Does that mean I'm out of touch with the brunette hotness? Let's hope not.
Your steamy hot movie sounds like a porno, but I would totally show up for the premiere, and come up with porno names for your miscellaneous cast. There's like some kinda formula that you need to come up with your own porno name, and there's even a website you plug your name into to get your porno name.
You're totally right about the ATC. It's bloody brilliant. I tip my hat to you Noodle.
Awww.... I'm so sad that your post got deleted!!! I always cherish the times that I get to talk about hot guys!
Yes... I do know that the majority of them are stars from Days of Our Lives, Passions and the Young and the Restless. Days and Passions are THE hottest soaps on TV by far! And I love the Young and Restless just for Thad Luckinbill...
But the rest are also soap opera stars too, it's just they're either retired or very new:
-Paul Leyden: He's on "As the World Turns" and he was on the VERY short lived NBC program "LAX" with Heather Lochlear (sp)
-David Fumero: He's on "One Life to Live" and he was in and out of the show for a while before they signed him long term just recently.
-Cameron Mathison: He was on "All My Children"... he retired a few years back and get this, HE'S CANADIAN!!!! GASP!
-Justin Bruening: He's on "All My Children" and I'm surprised that you've never heard of him, Obsidian; he was orginally considered for the role of Superman, but lost out to Brandon Routh.
-Jason Cook: Formerly on "Days of Our Lives"... his character had my most favourite soap opera name of all time: Shawn-Douglas Brady.
How do you know all these soap opera stars? I really don't think you have time to actually watch them. But if there were pictures, I would totally check them out. Kudos for finding Jamie Bamber, although you might have found him in People's Sexist People alive issue.
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