Sunday, February 10, 2008

HARK! Hear the Church bells and clear your schedules!!

To the Dearest Members of the Group:

SOUND THE CHURCH BELLS! PREPARE THE 100 TABLE BANQUET FEAST! CALL OUT THE RING BEARERS, FLOWER GIRLS, BRIDESMAIDS AND GROOMSMEN! CALL THE A-LIST GUESTS! CALL THE PRIEST/RABBI/REVEREND/FATHER/OTHER RELIGIOUS FIGURE! PREPARE THE CHAMPAGNE! GET OUT THE WEDDING CAKE! PREPARE THE BEAUTIFUL ALTAR MADE FROM PURE WHITE MARBLE! SPRINKLE THE FLOWERS OF A 1000 COLOURS! GET OUT THE CUSTOM-MADE SATIN WHITE GOWN! GET THE $5000 DESIGNER HUGO BOSS/ARMANI SUIT OUT! CALL THE ORGANIST/STRING QUARTET!

Obsidian and Rubin are HAVING A FACEBOOK WEDDING OF GINORMOROUS PROPORTIONS! *SNIFF* WE'RE GOING TO BE SO BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER!!! BEAUTIFUL!!! LIKE A 1000 RADIANT HOT MEN!!!! A THOUSAND!

That's right... as of twenty minutes ago, Obsidian and I have been united in Facebook matrimony! I wish to thank my Best Woman Twill and Obsidian's Gentleman of Honour Natrix for being constant sources of support and for also helping to prod Obsidian into accepting.... *sniff* you can of course, forward gifts to our addresses and when we come back in a few months, we shall be known as a beautiful, raunchy couple!

Many thanks to Rubina, god of the earth, humanity and all creation for creating this union!
May Obsidian, goddess of mars, the undead and all destruction turn her anger and her raging unead hoardes away from us!
May Twill, goddess of dreams, magic and all knowledge bless us with knowledge to keep this union strong!
May Kris, god of time, space and healing keep us verile and youthful!
May Nyx, goddess of coffee, procrastination and cynicism turn her cynicism away from us!
May Natrix, god of voodoo, charisma and righteousness see this union as righteous and guard this union from evil!
May Starwing, goddess of movement, awareness and creative expression keep the passion of this union ignited and in full flame!
May Scorpio, goddess of art, utensils and preparedness grant us strength to face all the challenges that lie ahead!
May Desu, goddess of volume, beauty and lack of definition keep us and this union beautiful for all time!
May Melody, goddess of pain, anger and violence turn her rage from us and instead turn it upon all those who oppose this union!
May the demi-gods and goddess bless this union!
May the mighty Manizons of the god Rubina guard this most blessed of unions!
May the good fairies of Masculinty, Femininity, Fertilty, Dignity, Chivalry, Beauty, Industry, Divinity, Dexterity and Justice shower their joyous blessings upon this union!
May the mighty hound Hideous hunt down the enemies of this union!

May all the mighty deities of the Altar celebrate in jubiltion and grant us unity and strength forever!

Thursday, February 07, 2008

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

As Obsidian said, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

Since certain members of our group don't have Facebook, here's what I've been posting in mad wall-posting rampage. I wish you all:

新年快樂! 萬事如意! 心想事成! 如意吉祥! 學業進步!

(Happy New Year! May Ten Thousand of Your Endevaours Go Well! May All Your Wishes Come True! May Peace and Longevity be With You! And May All Your Academics Go Well!)

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR

Happy Chinese New Year Everybody!
Doesn't matter if you don't celebrate it, but rejoice anyway! Eat lots of food senselessly, just remember to wear expandable pants! It's going to be the year of the Rat, and then in 2 years, it'll be the year of the rabbit, and we'll be old!!!!!!!!!!!

celebrations galore for everyone. midterms be damned.

Saturday, February 02, 2008

pseudo pics




guys, still waiting for my mom to figure out how to send the photos to me so i can post them. She's not so great with emails, but if all else fails, I'll get a CD burned