Friday, September 29, 2006

Cyril

Because other ppl have been posting random links to cool things, I'll do the same. :)

Go look at Cyril Takayama's brand of street magic...it blows away David Blaine, I'm sorry. :P I'm providing a Wiki link, just because it has 4 links to external YouTube videos (which lead to plenty of other of his performances anyway), so start there.

Cyril Takayama

"Restaurant" is particularly mind-blowing. Seriously, I closely resembled this lil face: o_O But here's something similar:

There is No Spoon! Glass!

Enjoy having your own o_O moment!

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Horror Hunt

Just in time for Halloween, well not really.
M&M's has this game where you try to guess famous horror movies, but the clues are subtly or not so subtly disguised in the form of a very large medieval painting.

Behold, since I'm not a horror movie buff, i sucked at it. Let'see if you beat my score of 6 out of 50.

http://www.mms.com/us/dark/index.jsp

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Heroes!

I don't care what Butterfly says... Heroes is awesome! Go Yatta-guy! (punnily named Hiro - ahahaha!!)

Finally, television has decided to create a super hero series that doesn't suck. Mutant X started off okay, but now... it's just sad. Who cares if flying guy isn't exactly Clark Kent? He's got a scruffy charm about him - he's a nurse! - that more than makes up for it. Although, flying by itself is a pretty crappy super power. Hopefully something else will crop up.

They intertwined the stories of the various heroes quite well (even if Hiro's 'entrance' was last second and hopelessly obvious, it was still good). I'm also happy to see that the psychic person is going to be a guy. Finally, is about all I can say.

*does a happy dance* Yatta!

Monday, September 25, 2006

New Passion

While I'm going blind reading all my bloody textbooks, I've discovered something oh so wonderful. Korean soaps! I swore I wouldn't get sucked in, but I swear, North American stuff is just so boring, and waiting for Battlestar Galactica is just killing me. Korean soaps are readily available on YouTube, and oh the romance. Just what I need. I don't even need to understand the language, because yay the miracle of subtitles. Swoon. And the men are even mildly attractive. Yay for them. It's all about the romance, and not even the sex, apparently in some parts of the world, they can live without expressing it all the bloody time.

p.s everyone should go check out the new harry potter stills from the new movie. Harry looks better with more hair. And Umbridge makes pink look scary.
http://comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=16645

Friday, September 22, 2006

I've got a cell # now! :)

Just a short note...it's 467-3003. It's there to use, but that's not to say you should call me all the time because of long distance and such. :P But it's certainly here, now. :)

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Premiere

I think I got screwed over. Not literally, but textbook wise. I hate my stupid books. Stupid course reader that's 700 pages and worth 100 dollars. Robbing me blind. And then stupid tiny books that are expensive and we're only going to use twice. Also robbing me blind. And then I bought textbooks from some shady girl today, who didn't look shady initially, and she also robbed me blind. The only highlight of the day was meeting cute shiny people, who have a strange connection to Calgary. I met two guys today, who visited Calgary in the summer, and stayed in the same area as where Natrix lives. Freaky, bloody coincidence. We were all breathing the same air!

Mother Nature is getting hormonal with it's bloody heat, and it's freaky freaky rain. Someone send me beef. I must have meat. I think I would rather be a werewolf than a vampire because they eat meat, and those poor suckers (pardon the extremely bad pun) only drink blood.

Grey's Anatomy, the Office, and CSI premiere tonight. Down with CSI, I don't care if it's the number one show, even though I think all of you guys on the blog love it, and are obsessed with it. I'm not watching any new shows, not even Heroes, because I hate Jess, and I don't care that he flies. I want an unwrinkled Superman, and no Lana. Sadly, I was so bored the other night, that I watched Bring it on: All or Nothing. aka, the direct to video sequel number 3 to the first one. Starring, Beyonce's little sis, and that girl from that horse movie. Oh the wittiness. Bring it on white girl. Bring it. Yuk. I did get sucked into watching High School Musical. So infectious, so adorable. And the lead guy is like younger than me, but I don't care. His hair do is from the 70s but I don't care.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

DEATH TO FUTURE SHOP!!!!

So... as some of you may already know.... I now hate Future Shop with the same passion as I hate Organic Chem, Physics, Calgary Transit and the Conservative Party. Why? Let me tell ya....

I wanted to buy an external hard drive and I found this decent one on futureshop.com (320 GB, $120!!!!). So I placed the order online and Future Shop has this option for me to place the order online and pick up at the store. So I decide to do that and avoid paying the shipping.

But for some reason, they cancelled my first order. I assumed that the problem was because I placed the order late after store hours... now... fast forward to today.... after placing SEVEN ORDERS in THREE DAYS, because they cancelled EVERYTHING, they now tell me that the only store that had stock in the entire city was now sold out.

I mean, give me a break! If a customer places the same order seven times for three days in a row, GET A HINT! I mean, wouldn't the purpose of me placing my phone number on the order form be for you to contact me if there's a problem? I'm starting to think that the reason why Future Shop was doing this was because they were too lazy to check for the product and decided to cancel my order for no reason (they never gave a reason in the emails, anyway).

So ya... after that, my friend and I found a better external hard drive at another store (Memory Express) and I'm going to go there on Friday and take my business some where else from here on in. Stupid Future Shop, may you BURN IN HELL!!!!!!

UPDATE: Guess what I discoverd today when I went online to check my credit card account? Futureshop charged my card $1.00 for EVERY ORDER I PLACED. In other words, I've been charged $6.00 for placing an order that they ended up cancelling... so now... they have VERY pissed customer about to unleash some wrath upon them!

Monday, September 18, 2006

The silence! It's killing me!!

I have figured out how I can be more productive, and its simplicity boggles me.

As I work in class and everyone's all intense and concentrating, the silence is deafening. After a time of working away, it gets to me to such an extent that I get up, go visit one of the neighbours to see where they are and how they're doing, make some small chat, and return to work. It's like it's so quiet, you have to break it, or you just begin to think everyone is weird and scary.

I thought, why isn't anyone else bothered?

A quick survey of the room revealed most were plugged in--into a laptop, or some kind of musical device. Not to be anti-social, but it dawned on me how much more I might be able to focus and accomplish if I didn't take these random breaks. My soul is a parched, toneless wasteland that needs some noise. :(

But blast, I don't have a laptop yet. I could bring a CD player, but that's so yesterday (actually, I just don't want to bring a bunch of CDs that all amount to ~1 hour of tunes at best, it's just clunky and silly). Part of the problem is that this noiselessness makes me drowsy, particularly if I haven't had much sleep, which is of course pretty common. >_<

Sigh. It's not like I need the ipod that everyone seems to have--don't think I could fill up half of 1 GB, frankly. >_> But man, what'd I do for just...I dunno, 50 songs to get me through the day?

It really is the little things that count, I suppose.

On a unrelated note, I'm glad to see this blog so busy! :)

Thumbs Up Tom Cruise!

Oh Tom Cruise!
I don't think you're crazy, much. Joyce and her roomies donated a Tom Cruise poster to me, that was hanging in their new digs from the previous owners. Of course, I was happy to receive and all that. It's of him in his glory days, aka The Top Gun era. I can't help but smile at him whenever I walk by, Thumbs Up Tom Cruise. He puts a bloody smile on my face. So when in doubt people, come up with your own version of Tom Cruise.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

MEDIA!SPAM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6K-WzcuNTE
From: "House M.D." season 3 episode 3. Oh Chase, you really must try to be cool more often, because it's hilarious watching you fail miserably. XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0E3hL9hzoA
From: "Project Runway" season 2 reunion episode. What do you get when you combine personality traits from Kris and Duke Rubin? ANDRAE! I looove "Project Runway"! <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsOSiF86MJ8
Moby & Mylène Farmer - "Slipping Away (Crier La Vie)" The vid is not groundbreaking, but it's still pretty spiffy. And the song is growing on me. I LOVE THIS SONG! OMG French! And techno!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd3LwxCzuGY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km0-TStvuy8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZvEFyCivzU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3vS3LGH5gs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAvPRbh0jmE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCGvbZdCVFE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ine1etqrBMo
The Animusic series. It's friggin' awesome. And yes, Natrix, I fav'd all of them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma9546tUwHA
From: "The Office" episode ??? Okay, I don't watch "The Office" because I think you need a special sense of humour, (business humour?), to fully appreciate it, but this clip was still amusing nonetheless...kinda...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOHHQMQBd5s
This is freaky. I always thought they had machines to do this...omg she's amazing--TEACH ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, SENSEI!

Okay, if you know the following stuff, you're either Obsidian Butterfly or you've been told this by Obsidian Butterfly. :P


That is one over-Photoshopped baby...


Who is that? Why, Ashlee Simpson, of course! I know it's probably a combination of makeup, lighting, and Photoshop, but still, that is freaky! She'll be playing Roxie Hart in the new Chicago musical. I know, I'm scared, too.

http://britneyspears.com
No really, this was intentionally posted...I'm torn between wanting to laugh and wanting to wrinkle my nose in horror. Only BS can make me feel this way. Okay, I'll laugh for a bit: hahaha.

Messed up relationships:
- Jessica Simpson & John Mayer
- Paris Hilton & Travis Barker
- Ryan Cabrera & Riley Keough (Lisa Marie Presley's daughter)
- Hayden Christensen & Sienna Miller

Friday, September 15, 2006

Just to follow suit...

Here are my classes! :D Believe me, lol, the descriptions are quite different.

Anatomy for Illustrators

Looks like a brilliant course...I've always meant to do the anatomy thing on my own, but you know how well those "on your own" goals go! With this forced on me and in a professional manner with an instructor that knows just a tad too much about the human body (although, I think he's too serious and should lighten up a little), I think I'm going to learn a lot, and it'll likely improve my work concerning figures greatly. :)

Not the hardest of my courses, and by that, I mean the course is hard. >_> First day, he asked us all to draw a skeleton "from memory," with absolutely no reference. Oh, the hilarity...then we promptly got started on our first project (due Monday), a perfect, large, inked image of the human skeleton, with an interesting pose that does not hide essential parts, labelled of course. All I can say is, I'm behind.

Beautiful "textbook" though--full of every conceivable part of the human body (yes, Starwing, EVERYTHING :P), with gorgeous overlays of bone and muscle structure. Great photography, great poses...actually, the only flaw as pointed out by an instructor I had last year, was that it lacked old or plus sized people. But, the course deals with the ideal figure, so I suppose it helps here with pages and pages of the slim and / or ripped.

Visualization Processess

Love the instructor--really comes off as sympathetic to his students, and he has a wealth of worldly knowledge, wisdom, and experience that he just loves to share. And he gave an inspirational pep talk, the only instructor to directly deal with our insecurities...I admit I needed that! ^^; Everything he said was just true..."you're all wondering what you got yourself into, that maybe you're not good enough, and everyone around you is way ahead and you think you suck," etc. Of course, he took the previous and turned it around to our capabilities, and how it certainly means something we've been let into the program. It was nice. :)

But I still sort of dread this class...it's a course entirely dealing with perspective drawing. x_x How I abhor perspective. But it may be for the best that I have to take it--I'll no doubt improve here, as I never do much perspective on my own, so it's sorta not the greatest.

Typography

So far, my favourite class! :) Yes, it's everything to do with fonts, and I must admit, I have a huge interest here. They're more than just letters, and I've always known of the importance in finding the perfect type for something, and had an intuitive sense with just what is totally evil (COMIC SANS!! I curse your existence!).

It's actually pretty tough though, because we have to draft everything by hand--so either cutting the letters out perfectly from paper, or using various tools to ink and fill in the forms. We'll be learning about type history, stroke, kerning, italics, bold, etc., and judging by the astounding proficiency of Design students ahead of me when I talk to them, we'll get to know type very intimately, to the point of identifying them on sight. It may sound like a whole bunch of silliness, but I honestly can't wait!

Communication Design I

Already, we're attempting to do what the ppl beyond 2nd year call "the most frustrating Comm Design 1 project." x_x And boy are they right.

But first, the course...it's all about derivative design, making things based on something else, retaining the essence while perhaps abstracting the form. Having been introduced to all the projects, I can't wait to do some of them--for example, designing a Jack, Queen, and King cards, their dress being based on any culture. There must visually exist the heirarchy that King > Queen > Jack, and accurately reflect cultural dress and patterning. Something I'm not looking forward to is the 3-D paper animal, where we literally construct an animal with paper and glue only. No origami allowed, of course...

Anyhow, my project this week...ARGH! Worked over 6 bloody hours, mostly in class, on my composition for my mechanical form, and it was STILL not ok'ed!!! 6+ hours (and going) of thumbnails and Sharpie (dizziness!), and everything by everyone is getting shot down. Without my composition finalized, I can't start the final project, which will probably take at least 20 hours to do!!! >_<

Art History 210

Standard stuff...it's at last moving into modernism from the age of early photography and impressionists, where 120 left off. The lecture theater is always deathly cold, and it's boring, so I nodded off now and again while freezing my extremities off.

But my teacher is interesting enough (it's not her fault the course material is not), she's enthusiastic, and she's apparently very, very easy. All good in my book! :) Mark based on mid-term, essay, and final.

~

That's it. It may sound like little, but recall one day at school = one course only for the whole day, and believe me, I'm working my ass off and already staying up far too late than is healthy on a regular basis. T_T

Oh, and what's depressing is that I swear, time working on roughs is more than the final projects themselves. >_> We see examples of student work, and their roughs consist of 7 pages each (18 x 24 inches pad of paper), and are described as "okay" by the teachers (friggin' detailed to me). THEN they execute the project. Ugh.

People tell us 2nd year is hardest, and one girl I met told me we'll all think of dying as the ultimate release some time along the way. I'm not kidding.

~

One final thing, way unrelated to school. Just for you general amusement / knowledge for those who don't know, I'm (trying) to learn a 2nd language (when I have any time to myself, that is). My sister is intending for a big trip for the family to Europe in a year or two (something like Kris did this summer).

In her last year towards her Masters, she has no classes, but is mainly working as part of a research group that studies brain related things in mice. Having so much free time, she does a lot to keep herself occupied in boring ol' Saskatoon--she attends bellydance class (as some of you may have known), is working toward a rare fluency certificate in ASL (American Sign Language; rare, because she's not mute / deaf), and is also studying Spanish ("for the trip"). Having looked some stuff up for her, Spanish is one of easiest languages to learn (1 of 5 star difficulty; French, if you're curious, is 3/5, English 2/5). She figures each sibling should try to learn a language--what great travelling buds we'd be, eh? ;)

So what am I learning? I'm attempting German! XD It would make more sense if I did French, as I have such a firm basis in it through much of public school, but forgive me, Nyx, Twill, and ESPECIALLY Rubin--I'm bloody sick of the language! I think it's because it was partly forced on us in elementary (though very simplistically), and became the "only choice" later on in Junior High and Senior (though Churchill later on brought in German, and Spanish).

That, and I shake my head at the inefficiency of the language. Do you ever notice how much thicker the French side of the manual is in electronic manuals??

German pros:

-if you can read it (and know how Germans pronounce their letters), you can say it. As in, no damned silent letters. Reading and pronouncing German is, I think, very easy, and so far, the language is coming to me fairly well.

-I know far more people that speak German than French (as in, friends that speak German--and, I'm not friends with these French speakers, but know of them from high school days, and only from French class, so they're not entirely fluent, though immersion people were impressive). When I get much better, I'm sure I can kidnap one of them friends to mangle the language with. :D

-by all accounts, rules make more sense here than in French, and some knowledge of French helps in learning German (for example, cup in German is "tasse," and to research is "recherchieren").

-Germans have a rich design history, and houses an internationally reknown school for it, the Bauhaus.

-I've picked up a bunch from my movies! XD

-I rather like how w's are pronounced as v, s as z, and v as f, and I'm particularly fond of the ß letter, the double s. XD

-it sounds interesting, in an angry, "I-only-want-tea-but-it-sounds-like-I-want-to-kill-you"
sort of way. (Ich möchte eine Tasse Tee, bitte)

German cons:

-Kris tells me Germans speaks pretty decent English. So is there truly a point? Not really.

-There are THREE genders for nouns. Yes, that's right, masculine, feminine, and NEUTER. >_>

-I haven't encountered much yet, but while I mentioned the grammar is supposedly easier than French, it's supposed to be pretty strange as well.

~

But my break has gone on long enough....back to work! Or maybe it's time to call it a day...Ich sehr müde, also ich wolle schlafen jetzt.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Raining on my Bloody Parade

Hi people,
Obviously I've arrived in Kingston, and my fingers have regenerated enough that I can type again. It obviously doesn't compare to Calgary over here, what with it's 7 prisons and community of old people. That's okay, I'm sure that it balances out in the universe, if not, Tom Cruise can always come save me. No nordic god alert yet, because the rain scares them away. I don't even get a bloody lake view, or even a close view of the building across from me like last year, when I could actually see into people's rooms, not that anything interesting ever happened. My course load isn't as bad as the chemical hell Jason is in right now, but all my friends are in biochem, so I can see the effects. The good thing about the new dorm is that it's coed, but the security is so stupid, that you need keys to activate the elevators, but I take the bloody stairs anyway. I barely brought anything with me, so all I have to decorate my white white walls are law posters and Johnny Depp, who i don't even love. Alas. But soon, Tom Cruise from the glory days will be migrating to the wall, and beat Johnny into submission.

It's homecoming this weekend, since we made national news last year for our drunken riot, let's cross our fingers and hope it happens again. Because of course, we can't ruin our bloody reputation anymore. Do you know the administrators here call Queen's, "The Harvard of the North." Just try saying that with a straight face.

I miss you guys lots, and I miss the dryness of Calgary's weather. Perpetual rain is not my bloody cup of tea. Peace out dudes. Save your money for the Fountain and Spiderman 3.

p.s. See Natrix, I found my way to the bloody blog.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Eh, why not?

You might as well get the whole Edmonton perspective on things, right? Prepare yourselves!

ENG 377

Hello Canadian drama. Why do you not exist, according to many people throughout our history? What's up with all the British performance groups, and the blasted brain drain sucking everyone off to Broadway? We just need the government to subsidize travel costs and provide a bit of funding, but not enough that any theatre organization would become dependent. And if you think building a bunch of theatres will help, well, it's a start but not a solution.

Yes indeed, a course on Canadian theatre and peformance. It's just been history so far, but still interesting in its own way. Of course, reading actual plays ought to be much better but it's not a bad start. This course should be decent. A lot of reading before each class in order for discussions, but overall pretty digestible. The fact that I usually don't say much in my groups (because they all talk over each other/don't stop until it's time to present to the class) kind of helps, in it's own way too (Nyx, Rubin, just think Stovel's groups only I don't have you to talk to so I just sit and think about my excellent point).

My only major woes come from the group presentations and 'creative performances' that are required. Will I know my group? Doubtful. Oh joys of public speaking...

Quote from class: "We will be studying OVERTLY GAY material during this course. I am not trying to convert you, but if you feel uncomfortable with this subject I suggest you transfer out quickly."

ENG 217

Hell in the form of English. I think I would switch out if I could, but there is no alternative at this point so I'm stuck. We study criticism, and the goal is that we all become scholars. The reading is painful. The prof is EVIL INCARNATE. In his twisted dry humor, he said he wanted to literally kick our asses in order to make us to the reading, but since that wasn't allowed he would do it by making the course entirely dependent on the reading. And the first text we use isn't in the bookstore :(

Quote from class: "Scholarship hurts like love."

FS 205

Which is to say, film studies. It's twice a week, three hours a class, one of which is watching one or more movies. So far, it's been long but fun. The prof has a bit of an accent to get around, but she's really enthusiastic and she doesn't disagree with whatever answer you give so long as you can back it up (or admit when you've made a mistake). I do wish it wasn't a night course, but it's doable. I just have to make sure to keep up with the reading (story of my life this semester).

Quote from class: "Arnold Schwarzenegger would certainly not be called an actor of realism."

CLASS 221

Sweet Zombie Zeus, this is my best class. A lot of play reading and a softspoken instructor aside, it's mythology. I don't think I can go wrong here, just because I have a pretty firm basis already. I know a lot about Heracles (and no, Nyx, she hasn't yet asked if anyone could name all of his labours), so that's great. I get the comparisons to Oedipus (as much as I wish I didn't) and the supposedly 'hard' Symposium was already touched on last year. This is academic GOLD!

Quote from class: "Heracles almost kills his father, which is shown as the worst possible act to commit, whereas Oedipus goes all the way and we see what happens to him."

FREN 111

Bonjour. Je m'appel Jaques Cousteau. Je suis de Alsace-Lorraine. Comment ca va? Moi? Je suis en forme et stresse. Au revoir. A demain.

It's pretty good. I've hit the same stage as I did in Japanese, where I understand more than what I can think of to say, but that should go away as I study my brain in to a puddle of French goo. So, so far so good. Onward and upward.

Quote from class: "I once called someone a potatoe couch instead of a couch potatoe."

And now, I must go and read a play and/or type up a film journal. Salut!

C'est ma tournure!!! (It's my turn!!!)

Ah... with Nyx's post on what her classes are like, it's now my turn! Btw... Nyx... your ACCTG 311 professor is UBER-delicious.... very nice features... very handsome... very Matthew Mcconaughey... (ooooooooo ;) ). Btw.. how did you get the picture of him???

This is on my plate:

Chem 211
Think of all the chemistry labs you've done in high school but this time, with lectures and a very nazi-esque focus on PRECISION and ACCURACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's an interesting course, but it's very lab heavy (35%). And the lab TAs are always like "ACCURACY!!!" and "PRECISION!!!!". Have you ever tried to read a buret to the nearest 0.01 mL???? Trust me... after 4 hours of doing that over and over again, you'll be practically BLIND!!!!

My prof is intersting... she's Russian (her name's SVETLANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and her accent's not as bad as I've heard from other professors and she seems to be quite fair and approachable.

Personal outlook for the course: So far so good, but with 4 hour labs, accuracy nazis, me going blind and doing nothing but titrations for the whole semester, outlook is "meh....". Oh! and all the annoying people in my other chem classes who I hated because of things like stupid questions that can be answered with personal common sense are ALL in my class ----___-----.

Hist 111
History of the Early Modern World (from 1500 to 1850). This is one of my personal favourite periods of history to study and today I learned why Hindu wives threw themseleves into the funeral pyres of their dead husbands! (Because if they didn't do that, then they were either chucked into the flames by the angry funeral mob or they were forced to live in disgrace and segregate themseleves from society for the rest of their life).

Personal outlook: Prof's ok... a little monotone, but speaks fluent English. Seems to be fair, but the term paper that I have to write is probably going to a pain in the arse... Oh! and for some reason, the room that my class is in is ALWAYS HOT!!!! DAMN YOU C.A.B.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hist 261
Think back to grade 10 social and the Canadian history unit and you have my course!!! I know that a lot of you hated the unit, but I've always liked post-Confederation Canadian history! (Most favourite event to study ever: FLQ Crisis!!!!).

I have this really cool Japanese lady teaching the course. Apparently, she was fascinated by Canadian history when she growing up in Japan and decided to come here to learn and teach it. She's gotten a lot of weird looks from people when she tells them what she teaches, but as she puts it: "there are Canadian professors who teach Russian history, Canadian professors who teach French history and Canadian professors who teach Japanese history... Why can't a Japanese professor teach Canadian history?"

Outlook: Being my one night class, it's once a week for 3 hours. It's basically helped to lighten up my course load because I only have two hours of class on Wednesday and Friday. My prof's accent is a little thick, but her writing's crystal clear... I mean.. she has a better grasp of grammar than me!!!! It should prove to be one of my more likeable courses this semester.

Poli S 101
Ah... Political Science 101... I have an awesome prof but a keener class.... grrr..... although there are those that don't even know we have a "bicameral legislature" (I hear an ass kicking commencing!!!). The past two classes have been great... nothing by discussions about fairly intruging topics (ie. Do we really want truly unbiased media?).

Outlook: at this rate, it'll be my one slack course this semester and a class that I'll actually look forward to sitting in for an hour and a half. Although the book that we have to read sounds... well, I'll let you guys be the judge.... it's called "The Life and Times of Liberal Democracy".... ---_---

Chem 361
The bane of my very existence.... I've only had two lectures and one lab and I already hate it with a renewed burning passion... My prof's an awesome guy, definetly approachable and knows what he's talking about. But the endless amounts of ORGANIC CHEM!!!! (DIES!!!! X_X). Even worse... I have to deal with all the keeners who thought organic chem 161/263 was a breeze (KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

Labs are hell.... I couldn't get my locker open yesterday because apparently these locks require an extra spin... that and all my expensive glassware was missing and for a lab of 25 students, we only had 6 salt disks to go around. These salt disks were essential because we needed to place our samples on them in order to do scans. Worse, every person needed two disks... so while 3 people were having a go at the slow machines, 22 other people were standing doing NOTHING!!!

Outlook: As always with Organic chem, this class will the bane of the my existence. Expect much whining from me about the pain and suffering of this course and how much I loathe organic chem with a burning passion. Labs, as always, will carry on the tradition of being a pain in the ass... I can't wait for December..........

So ya! there we go... my class outlook for this semester.... So far it's ok... I'm getting work done in my bachelor pad and I'm on par with where my profs are.... hopefully it'll keep up! I'll be looking forward to the rest of doing similar summaries of your classes this term!

DEATH TO ORGANIC CHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Rubin

Pour quoi? Parce que!

Another crappy semester begins.

So, first off, I didn't get into the Photoshop course of my dreams. By the time my student advisor got off his/her lazy butt and scheduled my appointment, registration was closed. A part of me is now dead.

Things I was told during my first week of Business:
1. All the other faculties are crap--Business is superior.
2. Business has money comin' out the wazoo.
3. Accountants = drunks.

This is what's on my plate this semester:

ACCTG 311
MY PROFESSOR IS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY! Or at least his long-lost brother. Just look:

The resemblance is startling--don't deny it! XP He's really fun and hip and he loves "House M.D." and The Killers!

This is probably my most difficult course. Right off the bat, we have a 4-page project due this Friday. And it's complicated. Full of numbers and such. But hey, it's McConaugHEY, so the lectures are endurable. I want to smack all the keeners in my class, though.


BUS 201
My most random and hated course. It's taught by the Dean Of Business, (crap). I have to make this business plan, (must be 40+ pages and very detailed), that accounts for 55% of my overall grade. I could literally fail everything else and it wouldn't matter as long as I did good on this. And I have to work in a group. But I can't choose who'll be in said group, (not that it matters...I barely know anyone). And I have to have an idea for a business by tomorrow. *IMPLODES*

The upside? The group that has the best business plan out of entire class gets $5000 in cash and a spot in regional finals with more cash prizes. Second place gets $3000 and third place gets $2000. OMFG talk about incentive! I also get to make a web page for one of my assignments, (at least I get to use Photoshop...*sniffle*), but I still hate this course. :(


MGTSC 312
Uh...it's basically statistics. I have no idea when stats = management science, but it's basically my first year stats course + multiple regression + a better professor. So, in short, I love this course. Stats is so repetitive and formulaic that it's fun! :P

The person who has the highest mark in this class automatically gets a scholarship. ;D


MARK 301
My professor: "Physical needs include: food, SEX, clothing, shelter, etc. etc." *leers at the two ditsy girls in the front row*

...That basically sums it up.

Marketing research participation is so fun. All I do is answer random questions about stuff I would buy, and I get free stuff, (e.g., bulletin board, U of A mug), and money, (e.g., $6.00), at the end! ^_^


FREN 111
Bonjour, je m'appelle Jean-Luc Picard. Je suis de USS Enterprise. Voici mon ami Geordi La Forge.

C'est bon! :D This reminds me of the Hellish months I spent in Montreal, and re-living traumatic childhood experiences is always good, right?


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So, yeah, my emotions have been all over the board lately. I've been really depressed and really happy, sometimes on the same day. I've got my own room now, (complete with my own bathroom and shower), in another tower. It's cleaner, cooler, quieter, and there are 3 lounges, (so many TVs!), but it also contributes to the feeling that this year is a lot more sombre than last year. The people in my faculty are smarter, I have less free time for random shenanigans, I need more than 8 hours of sleep now for some reason, and I can't stop vacuuming my room every couple of days. It's like someone's going around with a megaphone shouting, "The fun is over! It's make it or break it time! Study, study, study!"

Something just feels different, you know? :S

Monday, September 11, 2006

Because I suck

Because I suck most of you probably haven't heard from me in forever and a day. I'd like to apologize for that. I've been having a pretty hectinc time at it for the past year and have been kind of out of it. I resolve to be less sucky in the future. Now let's stop focusing on my suckiness and instead focus on my greatness as I quickly recap my life for you...

First year of university was interesting. Up and down, left and right. Good and bad. I've ended up changing my major to a combined Business-English double-degree program, so go me!

After school let out I jumped plane for Hamilton for an AIESEC conference. Then when I came back I was working a lot at Payless. After some stupid drama and moronic policy changes on Payless's behalf I quit that job and went to work at Best Buy.

After I started at Best Buy I disappeared for a week to go to Mexico which was hot and fun and relaxing, though kind of boring near then end when I had nothing to do.

Then when I came back I worked at Best Buy until the end of July when I was offered a job as a teller at CIBC so I jumped ship again and went to work there (I'm still working there through the school year).

I also took a vacation from mid-August until September in Europe visiting Italy, Germany and Austria. It was fabulous and wonderful. I bought things. Many are chocolates. If I see you in the near future I will assault you with delicious German chocolate.

So now I've started school again. Strangely enough I'm only taking two business classes this year. And I'm taking 4 English (2 full-year classes). It'll be fun and I'm looking forward to another year though preferably without the sucking.

So there we are. I want to say good luck and I'm sure you'll all do amazingly (thanks so much for the phone message Jason!! Sorry I didn't catch you before you left!)

And again I'm sorry for completely disappearing like that for the year. I promise this time (and Natrix knows I'll be held to this) to call you all soon and we'll do something very soon. And for those of you in Edmonton I'll call you too, we definitely have to catch up, it's been so long and I miss our little grouplet.

Well, hopefully it's nice hearing from me again and it isn't met with the throwing of tomatoes and possibly drinks in my face.

Oh, and Oshi that sounds amazing. (it's Juliard isn't it?!) Keep me posted it sounds so exciting. You'll be like Julia Stiles!!

Sunday, September 10, 2006

WHAT ARE WE WEARING???

PANTS! PANTS! PANTS!
SCIENCE! PANTS! HUH!

EN FRANÇAIS!!!
PANTALON! PANTALON!
SCIENCE! PANTALON! HUH!

EN ESPAÑOL!!!
PANTALONES! PANTALONES! PANTALONES!
CIENCIA! PANTALONES!
OLÉ!!!!

What was that you ask? Why they are selected cheers (mostly from the FACULTY OF SCIENCE! WOOOOO!!!!!!!) at the U of A!!!! Orientation was fun! But my group kinda sucked.... I was supposed to have 26 people in my group... 13 showed up on the first day and by the time the first day ended, I had no one left...... ---___---. But at least on the second day, I started with seven delgates and ended with seven! yay!

Though it was kinda dissapointing, just because Science is probably the largest faculty on campus and while all the Science Orientation leaders were being crazy and cheering and full of spirit... and the first years were like "what are you guys doing???" and "Just stop already" AND "I'm too cool for this....". But nonetheless, here's more cheers from the wonderful U of A!!!!

From Science:

How do you spell AWESOME???
S-C-I-E-N-C-E!
WHAT?!
S-C-I-E-N-C-E!
WHAT?!
S-C-I-E-N-C-E!
WHAT?!
AWESOME!!!!

THIS IS THE REPEAT AFTER ME SCIENCE CHEER!
(This is the repeat after me science cheer!)
SCIENCE STUDENTS ARE THE BEST!
(Science students are the best!!!)
WE’LL KICK YOUR ASS ON EVERY TEST!
(We'll kick your ass on every test!)
SCIENCE IS THE WAY TO GO!
(Science is the way to go!)
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE BIG DOUGH!
(If you want to make big dough!)
DON’T YOU GET ON OUR BAD SIDE!
(Don't you get on our bad side!)
OR WE’LL SLIP YOU CYANIDE!
(Or we'll slip you cyanide!)
GET CAUGHT SCIENCE STUDENTS, I THINK NOT!!!

(Drum roll….)
Thunder, thunder, thunder-ation,
We’re the science delegation,
We’re the best fac in the nation,
‘cuz we know about fermentation!

Thunder, thunder, thunder-ation,
We’re the science delegation,
We’re the best fac in the nation,
‘cuz we know about fermentation!

THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDER-ATION!
WE'RE THE SCIENCE DELEGATION!
WE'RE THE BEST FAC IN THE NATION!
'CUZ WE KNOW ABOUT FERMENTATION!!!!

From Arts:

What kind of town is this?
THIS AIN'T NO SKEEZE-BUCKET TOWN!
SO TURN THAT BUCKET UPSIDE DOWN!
AND POUR OUT THE SKEEZE!
(WHAT? WHAT?)
AND POUR OUT THE SKEEZE!
(OH YA!)

WHERE DO WE KEEP OUR SNAKES???
PLANE! PLANE! PLANE!
ARTS! PLANE! HUH!

From Engineering: (Who are ALWAYS pirates)

Who are we???
WE ARE! WE ARE! WE ARE THE ENGINEERS!
WE CAN! WE CAN! DEMOLISH FORTY BEERS!
DRINK RUM! DRINK RUM!
AND COME ALONG WITH US
FOR WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN FOR ANY DAMN MAN
THAT DON'T GIVE A DAMN FOR US!
ARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

SINE! SINE! COSINE! SINE! 3.14159!
SINE! SINE! COSINE! SINE! 3.14159!
SINE! SINE! COSINE! SINE! 3.14159!
SINE! SINE! COSINE! SINE! 3.14159!
SINE! SINE! COSINE! SINE! 3.14159!
STOP! INTEGRATE!

WHAT DO WE WANT?
NURSES!!!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT ‘EM?
NOW!!!!!!!!

From Business (Nyx's faculty):

We're business! (clap, clap, clap, clap)
We're business! (clap, clap, clap, clap)

Money, money - rah, rah, rah
Power, power - ha, ha, ha
We're business! (clap, clap, clap, clap)
We're business! (clap, clap, clap, clap)

School of Business, if you please,
We're all a bunch of S-o-Bs!
We're business! (clap, clap, clap, clap)
We're business! (clap, clap, clap, clap)

From nursing:

Who are we???
WE ARE! WE ARE! WE ARE THE NURSES HERE!
WE CAN! WE CAN! OUTDRINK THE ENGINEERS!
BREAK BONES! BREAK BONES!
BUT DON'T BRING THEM TO US!
'CUZ WE DON'T CARE FOR ANY DRUNKS WHO TRY TO HIT ON US!

From the Faculté St. Jean:

Beep! beep!
On étudit au Campus,
Et on prend le minibus!
Ceci est le minibus:
M-I-N-I-B-U-S!
This is the minibus:
M-I-N-I-B-U-S!
So don't make fun of us
because we ride the minibus!
There's way too many girls,
so please come and visit us!

Pan-Faculty cheers:

(the Banana Dance! and the Penguin Dance! Which are the best cheers EVER!!! I'll show them to you guys when I come back down)

ARTS CAREER!!!!!
WANT FRIES WITH THAT?????

And to end it all off... the final science cheer... the easiest cheer ever....

WHAT DO WE LIKE ON OUR SALAD???
RANCH!!!!!!!!!
EN FRANÇAIS!
LE RANCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, September 09, 2006

BTW, Scorpio

..if you really are interesting in renting the movie to see the rest of what you missed here with us, I'd just like to tell you that the North American DVD is missing a scene (that I rather enjoyed) that the full movie has. The international version being the original and what I had to show, has it, but it's maybe only all of 3 minutes long.

And if you need it again, the title is The Princess and the Warrior. No need to know the German when renting here.

I hope that picnic thing went well, and you enjoyed the time you were here for. :)

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Scorpio Newsflash

Wow, I can't compete with you guys writing so much but here's a quick news update for those who are still in lumpy land and haven't figured the following out.

Firstly***(as an aside)***DAMN YOU NATRIX...for making me WALK to school this morning (wed) at 7:00 and aimlessly wander through the education block for neasrly an hour before calling Mommy and finding out that school doesn't start till freakin next week!!!!>:(

On another note owscorpio is currently auditioning in every large city in the US for prof dance schools as of Jan. Until then she will be taking a few U of C courses and full time dance courses. PS. No I didn't realise that I'm talking to myself in third person until just now. I will likely be in New York(most likely) by the New Year.

Did Rubin get a new place??? guh? you never said anything when you called!

Friday, September 01, 2006

Greetings from Edmonton!!!

Glepts to you all!!!

So here I am in my funky and new place up in Edmonton! It feels so good to finally have internet again!!!

So ya! The past three days have been EXHAUSTING!!! Whew! All that cleaning and building and driving and lifting, etc.

I can't wait to have some of you guys over to my place! The view's not that great (I face an alley...), but I've gotten used to it. I may also face Whyte Avenue, but thanks to the random brick buildings, the noise is acutally quite minimal.

Btw... I now have a love/hate relationship with Ikea. Why? I hate Ikea because you have to build everything yourself (I know some of you like it, but I'm anything but a handyman) and because the random boxes that everything comes in are so HEAVY! But I do give credit to Ikea for being very accurate (Always the exact number of screws and such) and afterwards, everything does look very nice.

But ya! To Nyx and Twill: I can't wait until our dinner par-tay. I'll enjoy forcing Cantonese style celery fried rice and Serena Organic Blend coffee down your throats (Which, I might add, I had freshly ground today!) MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!!!

Oh! Gotta go! The soup's boiling!