PANTS! PANTS! PANTS!
SCIENCE! PANTS! HUH!
EN FRANÇAIS!!!
PANTALON! PANTALON!
SCIENCE! PANTALON! HUH!
EN ESPAÑOL!!!
PANTALONES! PANTALONES! PANTALONES!
CIENCIA! PANTALONES!
OLÉ!!!!
What was that you ask? Why they are selected cheers (mostly from the FACULTY OF SCIENCE! WOOOOO!!!!!!!) at the U of A!!!! Orientation was fun! But my group kinda sucked.... I was supposed to have 26 people in my group... 13 showed up on the first day and by the time the first day ended, I had no one left...... ---___---. But at least on the second day, I started with seven delgates and ended with seven! yay!
Though it was kinda dissapointing, just because Science is probably the largest faculty on campus and while all the Science Orientation leaders were being crazy and cheering and full of spirit... and the first years were like "what are you guys doing???" and "Just stop already" AND "I'm too cool for this....". But nonetheless, here's more cheers from the wonderful U of A!!!!
From Science:
How do you spell AWESOME???
S-C-I-E-N-C-E!
WHAT?!
S-C-I-E-N-C-E!
WHAT?!
S-C-I-E-N-C-E!
WHAT?!
AWESOME!!!!
THIS IS THE REPEAT AFTER ME SCIENCE CHEER!
(This is the repeat after me science cheer!)
SCIENCE STUDENTS ARE THE BEST!
(Science students are the best!!!)
WE’LL KICK YOUR ASS ON EVERY TEST!
(We'll kick your ass on every test!)
SCIENCE IS THE WAY TO GO!
(Science is the way to go!)
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE BIG DOUGH!
(If you want to make big dough!)
DON’T YOU GET ON OUR BAD SIDE!
(Don't you get on our bad side!)
OR WE’LL SLIP YOU CYANIDE!
(Or we'll slip you cyanide!)
GET CAUGHT SCIENCE STUDENTS, I THINK NOT!!!
(Drum roll….)
Thunder, thunder, thunder-ation,
We’re the science delegation,
We’re the best fac in the nation,
‘cuz we know about fermentation!
Thunder, thunder, thunder-ation,
We’re the science delegation,
We’re the best fac in the nation,
‘cuz we know about fermentation!
THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDER-ATION!
WE'RE THE SCIENCE DELEGATION!
WE'RE THE BEST FAC IN THE NATION!
'CUZ WE KNOW ABOUT FERMENTATION!!!!
From Arts:
What kind of town is this?
THIS AIN'T NO SKEEZE-BUCKET TOWN!
SO TURN THAT BUCKET UPSIDE DOWN!
AND POUR OUT THE SKEEZE!
(WHAT? WHAT?)
AND POUR OUT THE SKEEZE!
(OH YA!)
WHERE DO WE KEEP OUR SNAKES???
PLANE! PLANE! PLANE!
ARTS! PLANE! HUH!
From Engineering: (Who are ALWAYS pirates)
Who are we???
WE ARE! WE ARE! WE ARE THE ENGINEERS!
WE CAN! WE CAN! DEMOLISH FORTY BEERS!
DRINK RUM! DRINK RUM!
AND COME ALONG WITH US
FOR WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN FOR ANY DAMN MAN
THAT DON'T GIVE A DAMN FOR US!
ARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
SINE! SINE! COSINE! SINE! 3.14159!
SINE! SINE! COSINE! SINE! 3.14159!
SINE! SINE! COSINE! SINE! 3.14159!
SINE! SINE! COSINE! SINE! 3.14159!
SINE! SINE! COSINE! SINE! 3.14159!
STOP! INTEGRATE!
WHAT DO WE WANT?
NURSES!!!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT ‘EM?
NOW!!!!!!!!
From Business (Nyx's faculty):
We're business! (clap, clap, clap, clap)
We're business! (clap, clap, clap, clap)
Money, money - rah, rah, rah
Power, power - ha, ha, ha
We're business! (clap, clap, clap, clap)
We're business! (clap, clap, clap, clap)
School of Business, if you please,
We're all a bunch of S-o-Bs!
We're business! (clap, clap, clap, clap)
We're business! (clap, clap, clap, clap)
From nursing:
Who are we???
WE ARE! WE ARE! WE ARE THE NURSES HERE!
WE CAN! WE CAN! OUTDRINK THE ENGINEERS!
BREAK BONES! BREAK BONES!
BUT DON'T BRING THEM TO US!
'CUZ WE DON'T CARE FOR ANY DRUNKS WHO TRY TO HIT ON US!
From the Faculté St. Jean:
Beep! beep!
On étudit au Campus,
Et on prend le minibus!
Ceci est le minibus:
M-I-N-I-B-U-S!
This is the minibus:
M-I-N-I-B-U-S!
So don't make fun of us
because we ride the minibus!
There's way too many girls,
so please come and visit us!
Pan-Faculty cheers:
(the Banana Dance! and the Penguin Dance! Which are the best cheers EVER!!! I'll show them to you guys when I come back down)
ARTS CAREER!!!!!
WANT FRIES WITH THAT?????
And to end it all off... the final science cheer... the easiest cheer ever....
WHAT DO WE LIKE ON OUR SALAD???
RANCH!!!!!!!!!
EN FRANÇAIS!
LE RANCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, September 10, 2006
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4 comments:
All I can say is... -.-
Riiiiiight. Sounds like you had a blast though. I didn't participate this year since I wasn't a leader. still, it sounds pretty awesome.
Haskayne School of Business cheer:
I'd rather be a manager than be an engineer,
I'd rather have a 3.0 than fail 3 times a year,
I'd rather spend my life playing golf and drinking beer.
Sad I still remember that.
Kris, that beats the pants (SCIENCE pants, ahahaha) off of the Arts cheers. Thank Zeus I'm in Education - the faculty without cheers!
Those cheers are awesome, and are actually creative, I swear the ones at Queen's at 99% about drinking and getting sloshed. The nurses don't really have cheers, because all the do is prance around in their short skirts and knee highs, and their capes, yes they have capes. It's scandulous. The commerce people have their names already embroidered on their shirts, and their cheers are mainly just MCDONALD'S! to the artsci. And the engineers are scary in their purpleness, with the full purple body dye, and the beer cans in their hair, and the buzz cuts they give to the frosh. Artsci comes up with cheers and singing our school song, the Oil Thigh. I think it would be easier to identify frosh if they wore their frosh shirts for the whole year, radioactive yellow is a good color on them.
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