To the Dearest Members of the Group:
SOUND THE CHURCH BELLS! PREPARE THE 100 TABLE BANQUET FEAST! CALL OUT THE RING BEARERS, FLOWER GIRLS, BRIDESMAIDS AND GROOMSMEN! CALL THE A-LIST GUESTS! CALL THE PRIEST/RABBI/REVEREND/FATHER/OTHER RELIGIOUS FIGURE! PREPARE THE CHAMPAGNE! GET OUT THE WEDDING CAKE! PREPARE THE BEAUTIFUL ALTAR MADE FROM PURE WHITE MARBLE! SPRINKLE THE FLOWERS OF A 1000 COLOURS! GET OUT THE CUSTOM-MADE SATIN WHITE GOWN! GET THE $5000 DESIGNER HUGO BOSS/ARMANI SUIT OUT! CALL THE ORGANIST/STRING QUARTET!
Obsidian and Rubin are HAVING A FACEBOOK WEDDING OF GINORMOROUS PROPORTIONS! *SNIFF* WE'RE GOING TO BE SO BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER!!! BEAUTIFUL!!! LIKE A 1000 RADIANT HOT MEN!!!! A THOUSAND!
That's right... as of twenty minutes ago, Obsidian and I have been united in Facebook matrimony! I wish to thank my Best Woman Twill and Obsidian's Gentleman of Honour Natrix for being constant sources of support and for also helping to prod Obsidian into accepting.... *sniff* you can of course, forward gifts to our addresses and when we come back in a few months, we shall be known as a beautiful, raunchy couple!
Many thanks to Rubina, god of the earth, humanity and all creation for creating this union!
May Obsidian, goddess of mars, the undead and all destruction turn her anger and her raging unead hoardes away from us!
May Twill, goddess of dreams, magic and all knowledge bless us with knowledge to keep this union strong!
May Kris, god of time, space and healing keep us verile and youthful!
May Nyx, goddess of coffee, procrastination and cynicism turn her cynicism away from us!
May Natrix, god of voodoo, charisma and righteousness see this union as righteous and guard this union from evil!
May Starwing, goddess of movement, awareness and creative expression keep the passion of this union ignited and in full flame!
May Scorpio, goddess of art, utensils and preparedness grant us strength to face all the challenges that lie ahead!
May Desu, goddess of volume, beauty and lack of definition keep us and this union beautiful for all time!
May Melody, goddess of pain, anger and violence turn her rage from us and instead turn it upon all those who oppose this union!
May the demi-gods and goddess bless this union!
May the mighty Manizons of the god Rubina guard this most blessed of unions!
May the good fairies of Masculinty, Femininity, Fertilty, Dignity, Chivalry, Beauty, Industry, Divinity, Dexterity and Justice shower their joyous blessings upon this union!
May the mighty hound Hideous hunt down the enemies of this union!
May all the mighty deities of the Altar celebrate in jubiltion and grant us unity and strength forever!
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Wow. You finally succeeded. Congratulations kids! Don't go having all your babies at once now, you hear?
Er, congratulations I guess. :D
But I claim no responsibility to persuading OB into accepting. I was rather of neutral disposition and opinion...
But before that can get you down, is that not only fair for one looking after justice? ;)
Oops, just checked--I guess I'm of charisma, voodoo, and righteousness, and I replaced the last with justice! But you know...
Well Natrix, by extension, your realm extends into justice, as righteousness and justice (to me) go hand-in-hand.
And Twill, many thanks for your wishes, and no, children are not in any future prospects in the mean time... we still have to embark on our grand honeymoon tour of Europe!
oh lord.
yes congratulations on such a triumph rubin
wooing obsidian was a....more than daunting task indeed. What news, though. Enjoy your honeymoon. May i suggest vienna as a calming atmosphere for the godess of....whatever it is...tee hee.
I am slow in checking this blog. But muchos thanks for congratulations. There was no prodding by the part of Natrix though.
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